tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post111276235841991387..comments2023-10-26T06:19:35.938-07:00Comments on The American Mastodon: "YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOUR YEARS, BOY"Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112833993614588462005-04-06T17:33:00.000-07:002005-04-06T17:33:00.000-07:00Those jumbo girls could stand to learn a step or t...Those jumbo girls could stand to learn a step or two from yours truly, is all I'm saying.<BR/>Plus they told us taught us to put band-aids over our nips when we got to a certain age. Say 8, or, again, in the case of yours truly, twelvish.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112828603485206402005-04-06T16:03:00.000-07:002005-04-06T16:03:00.000-07:00Ol Deb Collier's...there was always a guy or two i...Ol Deb Collier's...there was always a guy or two in there (who never heard the end of it from fellow classmates). I wasn't one of them. I was over at Jasmine's Happy Feet learning the Pee-Wee Herman.BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112825746503592182005-04-06T15:15:00.000-07:002005-04-06T15:15:00.000-07:00LOL LIKE OMIGOD you did not just break out Deb Col...LOL LIKE OMIGOD you did not just break out Deb Collier's School of Dance. Memories - oh my lord! - so many memories. Those painful elementary school nights watching sister Mastodon and her cohorts break out their jazz hands and tumbling and tap dance, all in the comfort of the Lakeview auditorium - so many sequins, so many feathers, so much rouge! My eyes!!Mathishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476038719165077711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112825396120513972005-04-06T15:09:00.000-07:002005-04-06T15:09:00.000-07:00Are you sure that wasn't "Debra Collier's School o...Are you sure that wasn't "Debra Collier's School of Dance"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112825127280817072005-04-06T15:05:00.000-07:002005-04-06T15:05:00.000-07:00Poopypants Sumday is right. I feel really bad abo...Poopypants Sumday is right. I feel really bad about contravening yet another blog by-law. 'Don't flirt with anonymous bloggers', how could I have forgotten that one?BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112821027941295962005-04-06T13:57:00.000-07:002005-04-06T13:57:00.000-07:00Yeah, well, the handsome devil didn't grow up spen...Yeah, well, the handsome devil didn't grow up spending all his summer vacations in Jasmine's Happy Feet Dance Company for nuthin'. <BR/><BR/>Regardless, the handsome devil questions the sincerity of that remark.BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112818999458125862005-04-06T13:23:00.000-07:002005-04-06T13:23:00.000-07:00Lemme just say that same handsome devil dances nea...Lemme just say that same handsome devil dances nearly as well as he plays... soccer, that is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112811614320785722005-04-06T11:20:00.000-07:002005-04-06T11:20:00.000-07:00I retract my previous post on the basis that the p...I retract my previous post on the basis that the picture I was referring to is no longer on the page. <BR/><BR/>I don't even know who that handsome devil was...BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112806763256796932005-04-06T09:59:00.000-07:002005-04-06T09:59:00.000-07:00Hey, who's that strapping young footballer in the ...Hey, who's that strapping young footballer in the picture? Such inimitable style and textbook execution, I can see why he made captain...However, with moves like that, I intuit a painful and demoralizing ACL tear in his not-so-distant future. <BR/><BR/>Cool uniforms though.BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112803569257586772005-04-06T09:06:00.000-07:002005-04-06T09:06:00.000-07:00I guess driving drunk on the internet interstate i...I guess driving drunk on the internet interstate is never a good idea. One imagines a certain lucidity and feels the urge to preserve it for the sake of...well, preservation, and it was either this or write about House MD, because seriously, last night was the best episode ever.<BR/><BR/>Also, if I had four awards to give, I'd give em all to the Golden Girls.Mathishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476038719165077711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1112799532668288802005-04-06T07:58:00.000-07:002005-04-06T07:58:00.000-07:00You're veering dangerously close to the Larry King...You're veering dangerously close to the Larry King lane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com