tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post111964336423726297..comments2023-10-26T06:19:35.938-07:00Comments on The American Mastodon: THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I WAS REMINDED OF A GIRL NAMED K__ WHO MARRIED THE OLD MAYOR'S SON, A BOY WHO USED TO BE MY FRIEND AND ALSO A FELONUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1119897980709218542005-06-27T11:46:00.000-07:002005-06-27T11:46:00.000-07:00I suppose the "conspiracy" that I was talking abou...I suppose the "conspiracy" that I was talking about is the one to cover up what A__ did and resulted in his father stepping down from being mayor. Isn't that the whole point of the story? <BR/><BR/>"conspiracy": a plan or agreement between two or more people to commit an illegal or subversive action.<BR/><BR/>Anon: We need details.BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1119895683260187442005-06-27T11:08:00.000-07:002005-06-27T11:08:00.000-07:00Krup: Well, I've never been in a scuffle like tha...Krup: Well, I've never been in a scuffle like that, so I wouldn't know. It all sounds pretty fishy to me, though. I wish you and your cabal of "police officers" - you no-gooding "civil servants", you - would just leave us all alone.<BR/><BR/>Anon: Are you claiming that A__ took some of your undergarments? Do you have first/second/third hand knowledge of girls who were propositioned in this way? What about heresay?<BR/><BR/>TJ: Thanks, man. We'll see. I'm thinking of either turning it into a longer story or a religion. L. Ron style.<BR/><BR/>Knoop: Conspiracy? This is cold hard fact.<BR/><BR/>Everyone: if you'd like to see a humorous little film made by some friends of yours truly (and yours truly) over the weekend, click <A HREF="http://hollandorange.com/repeatcustomer/" REL="nofollow">here</A> and download one of the "Repeat Customer" files. Obviously, the smaller file is smaller and the larger file is larger. Obligatory caveats: this film had to be made in 48 hours. Therefore, it's a bit rough around the edges. When we've got the time, we'll recut some stuff, tinker with the audio, and hopefully a few of the jokes will work a bit better. All in all, for 48 hours, it turned out not half bad. Enjoy.Mathishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476038719165077711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1119880814173678152005-06-27T07:00:00.000-07:002005-06-27T07:00:00.000-07:00Excellent re-telling of my favorite conspiracy the...Excellent re-telling of my favorite conspiracy theory! <BR/><BR/>A_'s father, the ex-mayor, has been my dad's boss for a number of years now (He's making rakes now) and my mom considers Mrs. Ex-Mayor to be a close personal friend. Can't tell you how many times I've wanted to shake that bees' nest and see what comes out! It's almost irresistible. Everytime I hear my parents talk about all the nice and good things Mr. Mayor and his son A__ are involved in these days, I think of the Summer of the Bicycle Bandit and smile slyly to myself. <BR/><BR/>If only they knew the whole story...BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1119820123101973012005-06-26T14:08:00.000-07:002005-06-26T14:08:00.000-07:00And you wanted to quit . . . This is great stuff, ...And you wanted to quit . . . <BR/><BR/>This is great stuff, Masto. A pretty amazing story. There's a much bigger, publishable essay in this. I mean, it's a terrific post, but if you wanted to stretch this out to 5000 to 7500 words--everything you need's right in here.TJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13088461995698326658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1119802800043029552005-06-26T09:20:00.000-07:002005-06-26T09:20:00.000-07:00Not just girls' panties, but their bras, too. Some...Not just girls' panties, but their bras, too. Sometimes he'd beg them off, sometimes take them out of dresser drawers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1119696302892387972005-06-25T03:45:00.000-07:002005-06-25T03:45:00.000-07:00You know what was funny about that? The police off...<EM>You know what was funny about that? The police officer didn't get a good description of the suspect. All that rolling around must've messed up his vision.</EM><BR/><BR/>In this guy's defense, when you get in a close-up fight like that, you get tunnel vision. Add in the darkness, and it's certainly possible he could fight with the guy and not be able to describe him afterwards.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't make as good a story though, I'll give you that.Ofc. Krupkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18088408501421564773noreply@blogger.com