tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post114107160447600390..comments2023-10-26T06:19:35.938-07:00Comments on The American Mastodon: DEAR DOUCHEBAGUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1141085740497305982006-02-27T16:15:00.000-08:002006-02-27T16:15:00.000-08:00Oh, and Chicago, obvs. They'll probably drop two ...Oh, and Chicago, obvs. They'll probably drop two on it for good measure.<BR/><BR/>Idaho will provide enough water for my small clan. Besides, you just showed your hand. While everyone within a thousand miles makes their way to Michigan, I'll saunter into Idaho unharmed and unimpeded.Mathishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476038719165077711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1141085325666306482006-02-27T16:08:00.001-08:002006-02-27T16:08:00.001-08:00The fallout from the ashes of Detroit, Cleveland, ...The fallout from the ashes of Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo and Toronto will pollute much of the Great Lakes.Mathishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476038719165077711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1141085322538332682006-02-27T16:08:00.000-08:002006-02-27T16:08:00.000-08:00I had to check the address bar. I thought the Spoo...I had to check the address bar. I thought the Spoonbender had changed the color of his background.<BR/><BR/>Don't go to Idaho. You want access to multiple waterways. Anyone hoping to survive with Josh's sister knows to go to Michigan. Rivers and lakes, man. Elementary.TJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13088461995698326658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1141082398423368102006-02-27T15:19:00.001-08:002006-02-27T15:19:00.001-08:00Love is a foolish endeavor, appropriate for fools ...Love is a foolish endeavor, appropriate for fools living in foolish times, but it will have no place in the world 20 years after peak oil.Mathishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476038719165077711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7112981.post-1141082391517452632006-02-27T15:19:00.000-08:002006-02-27T15:19:00.000-08:00Attractive Female: Do you see a future for the tw...Attractive Female: Do you see a future for the two of us, Sweetie?<BR/><BR/>AM: Yes, albeit a gloomy and apocalyptic one. But, at least we'll have our everlasting love for each other as well as our stash of toilet paper that will be worth its weight in gold. Don't even think about having kids, though. Not unless you've got a huge stash of bottled watters somewhere that I don't know about.BK/CKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11973092364301462495noreply@blogger.com