Thursday, August 05, 2004

PEANUTS; CRACKER JACK

Today the AM is taking a respite from his busy working schedule (tumbleweed...) in order to attend a Dodger's game with the ubiquitous "Funnsylvania Rob." Funnsylvania Rob and the American Mastodon have yet to meet in person, but this morning as they spoke on the phone there was an undeniable sexual tension - a tension just waiting to be released.

Should hijinks ensue, or tomfoolery come out to play, the AM will be sure to tell you all about it.

Be real.

4 comments:

King Koopa said...

I believe I have stumbled upon a brand new musical recording that would be of interest to the American Mastodon and his audience. Interestingly, the AM has heard the previous release by the band in question, in a situation which is still fresh in my memory: Down in B-town, while King Koopa was presumed to be in a deep sleep, this disc played twice while the AM developed a case of late-night hives. The American Mastodon may have been too preoccupied to recall how kickass the mood music was, however.

But, this is neither here nor there; the band is The Bees and the cd is Free the Bees. It's a record for people how like their Beta Band a little less ironic; a record for those who wish The Coral took slightly less acid. Get down on it.

King Koopa said...

www.kcmustangsfootball.com/main.html

Dude, you're not going to believe this, check out this link! Warsaw has it's own semipro football team!! And, there is a game this Saturday @ Lakeview! You better believe I'll be there.

Mathis said...

You'll be there? We'll be there.

Rob said...

You know, I was completely naked when we first spoke. Naked and wet. Yum yum.

Also, since the subject was changed, that dog you met was owned by a guy who directed a video for the Bees, available for easy viewing at www.ruben.fm