Tuesday, December 07, 2004

YOU COULD NOT MAKE UP THIS MAN'S NAME IF YOU TRIED

Hit And Run

Editor, Times-Union:

On the morning of Nov. 26, at 1:30 a.m. a midnight blue 1998-2003 Volkswagon Beetle was involved in a hit and run accident on the west end of Armstrong Road near Mastodon City. This involved a utility pole and property damage to the home at this location.

This vehicle will be easy to recognize for it is missing the front lower grill, one headlight, both lower running lights, one turn signal and other front end damage. If you know anything about this vehicle please call 5**-453-4071 or the Mastodon County Sheriff at 5**-267-5667. Thank you for helping the home owner.

Chester Stump
Mastodon City

3 comments:

T.S. Farmhand said...

I knew his brother, Woody.

King Koopa said...

"at 1:30 a.m. a midnight blue 1998-2003 Volkswagon Beetle"...

I'm just finishing up here but, there's just one more question I need to ask for the police report Mr. Stump. Wouldn't any number of cars appear to be "midnight blue" at that time of night, an hour and a half after midnight?

Reagan said...

I could have made it up, had I been given the chance.