SOME NUTTY LINKS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MORMONS

Here's a link to everyone's favorite Mormon comedy site, the Latter Day Lampoon.

Here's a link describing the Mountain Meadows Massacre, where 127 innocent settlers were slaughtered by Mormons.

Here's a link describing the secret rituals performed in Mormon temples.

Here's a link to Mark Hofmann's infamous and forged "White Salamander" letter which tricked the Mormon Church by telling a story (initially thought to be true) about Joseph Smith conversing with a heavenly spirit in the shape of a salamander in a field.

Here's a chipper link to Brigham Young's sermon on the nature of blood atonement.

Why don't churches organize their own militias for the purposes of retribution anymore? A quick history of the Danites.

That's all for now. May we all pray to be our own gods someday and populate our celestial planets with many wives and children!!