And I fear that it may be leprous. It's prickled and pickled; covered in little, itchy pimples. But mind you. Just one thumb. And only the thumb, no more and no less. The back of the thumb, the front of the thumb, the sides of the thumb, but not the base of the thumb, not the index finger, not the palm, not the back of the hand. Just a thumb that looks like it was stuck inside a thicket of poison-ivy sphincters and doused in radiation.
I'd search WebMD but don't know where to start. Do the physicians in the house have any probable diagnoses?
Now here's a phrase I know I'm going to be uttering more than a few times in my life: Where, oh where, is House, MD?