Thursday, April 21, 2005

MY STARBUCKS CARD

Has this written on its front:

A COMFY CHAIR.
THAT'S SOME HOT
JAZZ. SUNLIGHT
COMING THROUGH.
A DOUBLE. GOOD TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
SPACE TO WORK.
A TOLSTOY NOVEL.
PEOPLE WATCHING.
ROOM FOR CREAM IN
THAT. LET'S SIT AT
THE WINDOW. I LOVE
HER VOICE. THE
SPORTS SECTION.
BEST FRIENDS.
TRADE SECRETS.
A BISCOTTI FOR
DIPPING. BY THE
FIREPLACE. WHAT AN
INCREDIBLE AROMA.

Of course, "A Tolstoy Novel" wins hands-down.

UPDATE!! Now I'm thinking that maybe "That's Some Hot Jazz" wins. Will come back with a decision shortly.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have a starbucks card?

Do you IM, AM?
Hit me back via email if so.

That is, if you can guess which "anonymous" I am.

Mathis said...

Ok, it's official. "That's Some Hot Jazz" totally wins.

BK/CK said...

What, no love for "What an Incredible Aroma"?

Mathis said...

Koopa: No love. Sorry.

Alisa: "Room for cream in that" is pretty good, though clearly targeted to Starbuck's large homosexual clientelle.

Mathis said...

Alisa: Yes, it's true that ladyholes and starfish alike can be filled with cream. However, only the gays actually use the term "Room for cream in that" during the process of making love. This is noted in various journals and studies on the subject.