COUGAR AGAIN

First of all, thanks to Wonkette for sending more visitors to this site than I had yesterday. Which was about 8.

But for my faithful followers, enough talk of other blogs. Let's talk about the best blog in the world: this one. It's pretty awesome, isn't it? And, you know, since I have a larger audience today, I just want to backtrack a second and make sure everyone saw these, because they're brilliant and deserve your attention:

I NEED A LOVER
Lover not crazy
Thrill me then go away say
Hey hit the highway

HURT SO GOOD
Sometimes love hurt good
Don't feel like should you make it
Come on make it hey

JACK AND DIANE
Lil' ditty 'bout two
Kids suckin' on chili dogs
Oh yeah life goes on