Wednesday, May 04, 2005

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED

Whether or not they've done it?

8 comments:

Alisa said...

Yes. And I've come to the conclusion: they have, regularly, and Pat is completely Vanna's bitch.

Trevor Jackson said...

Are they still alive? Amazing. It's like wondering who shot JR. Or where the beef is.

Mathis said...

Alisa: That's very funny and, I would guess, quite possibly very true.

Trevor: That's sort of why it came into my mind last night as I stared numbly at the television. The show has been on for so long...I felt like I saw them perhaps in a too-filtered light. There they were: two sad, pathetic, completely defined television personalities, and it just seemed like - I don't know. How could they not have, after all those years?

Trevor Jackson said...

If they haven't, and I'm being serious, what other couple in the world has as odd a relationship? What rituals and habits exist between them? Inside jokes, tolerable eccentricities, and ones that make Vanna wanna smack Pat's pink ass? Yeah, you're right, I do wonder now.

Mathis said...

I'm re-reading my comment and I'm finding it difficult to justify my use of the word "numbly", though it does appear to be an actual word.

Jimmy Saffron said...

Vanna and Pat three-way.

Would you?

MistahCharley said...

On our local station Jeopardy is on after Wheel of Fortune, and as I sometimes turn on and tune in early I've noticed the sameness yet differentness of WoF over the years. There's been prize inflation, and more "speed rounds", but the basic template was set way back when. Vanna wanted to be an actress, Pat a talk show host - it was not to be; but don't most of us have unrealized ambitions - better to try and fail than not try at all.

On Jeopardy, they are having the "ultimate tournament of champions" - I can't help but think that this is the swan song season for that show.

May the Creative Forces of the Universe have mercy on our souls, if any.

harry near indy said...

he wouldn't mind doing her, but she's in the middle of his girls-i-wanna-fuck list.

she hasn't. he's definitely not her type, and she'd only sleep with her husband or fiancee.