HOUSE interviews a SEXY FEMALE APPLICANT for the open fellowship position. WILSON sits next to the SFA, looking on meekly as HOUSE grills her with prodding questions.
H: Are you Jewish?
H: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
SFA: Two hours of begging.
H: I thought it was four.
SFA: I'm half Jewish.
Say waddup one time. One time, Kyle, can you kick it?