Friday, May 06, 2005

HOUSE, M.D. CONTINUES TO AMAZE

HOUSE interviews a SEXY FEMALE APPLICANT for the open fellowship position. WILSON sits next to the SFA, looking on meekly as HOUSE grills her with prodding questions.

H: Are you Jewish?
SFA: Yes.
H: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
SFA: Two hours of begging.
H: I thought it was four.
SFA: I'm half Jewish.


Say waddup one time. One time, Kyle, can you kick it?

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