Tuesday, July 12, 2005

THE BEST LETTER TO THE EDITOR EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

Gun Bias

Editor, Times-Union:

Received a nice letter from Ervin Bolt Yesterday. Always good to hear from Ervin. We go back a lot of years.

Sent me a copy of something called "Imprimis." Called "The National Speech Digest of Hillsdale College." This particular issue deals with the media bias against guns.

Of course, that's only been going on since 1792 but it's gotten a lot worse since the United Nations has decided the Second Amendment must be repealed.

Strange, is it not, our founding fathers set up the First Amendment that the press might defend the constitution of the United States but all they seem interested in defending is their little portion of the First Amendment.

Going to bite them someday. Perhaps it's already begun.

Harold L. Kitson
Mastodon City


The above picture has nothing to do with the rest of my post, but is, nonetheless, quite an interesting portrait of a monkey in a tuxedo and top hat.

3 comments:

King Koopa said...

Didn't Michael Moore already figure out that guns weren't the problem, that Americans were? I'm with Ervin & Harold on this one.

(Hey!, substitute a pig for that monkey, give him a monocle, and you'd have yourself one fantastic tattoo!)

Mathis said...

Don't be going off stealin' mah idears, boy!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of completely irrelevant tattoos I came up with one that just struck me for some reason as a must-have: a dung beetle walking on a rainbow.