Big news yesterday was that this very funny Onion article, originally published in February of 2004, has now become a perplexing and head-shakingly unnecessary - though not very funny - reality.
Big news today is that a very funny and as-yet unwritten (though surely easily imagined) Onion article (actually, this one comes pretty close), has now become a perplexing, head-shakingly homoerotic, and confusingly misguided attempt at *ahem* Catholic rectification - though not very funny - reality. Reminds me of the repeatedly uttered line from John Sayles' estrogen-fest Passion Fish: "I didn't ask for the anal probe."
I didn't ask for the Catholic Probe!
I didn't ask for the Catholic Probe!
(whispering, shivering) I didn't ask for the... catholic... probe...
(in Kennedy voice) I didn't ask for the Catholic Probe.
I didn't ask for the Catholic Probe?
I didn't ask for the Catholic probe.
I didn't ask for the Catholic probe.
You can see where I'm going with this!
Thursday, September 15, 2005
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(Obviously a lot of Passion Fish fans out there!)
I'm a Brother from Another Planet man, myself.
It would have been funnier to run a picture of Bernard Law with the caption, "Yeah, we were dirty. We were dirty..."
Well then why don't you write my blog, Fisher. Jesus Christ.
Well then why don't you write my blog, Fisher. Jesus Christ.
Maybe I will, ass-head.
By the way, Vince McMahon called. He wants his ability to receive light-hearted critiques back.
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