Monday, October 31, 2005

REPORTS OUT OF WASHINGTON INDICATE CLARENCE THOMAS FORCED MIERS' WITHDRAWAL

EXCLUSIVE: A source deep inside the White House claims that during a closed-door meeting, Clarence Thomas reportedly found a "pubic hair" on Harriet Miers' can of Fresca. The next day, Miers' submitted her withdrawal to the president.

Coincidence?

More as it is learned...

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