Oh no! My town's professional football team is not as good as your town's professional football team! Grow a pair, dickhead.
I want to watch this tonight, but boy is it long and boy does it sound depressing.
So, I just went to the mall and purchased some new shoes. A couple of thoughts: holy cow! These shoes are really incredibly comfortable! It's like I'm wearing slippers. I love my new shoes. I feel just like Carrie Bradshaw! The other thing is this: it turns out that my right foot is an entire size smaller than my left foot. Funny, right? And most importantly, it finally explains why the left side of my penis is so much bigger than the right side of my penis!