Thursday, February 16, 2006


Editor, Times-Union:

OK, OK, So the vice president of the United States shot someone in the face with a shotgun. What I would like to know is, did he get the quail?

Harold Kitson
Mastodon City


King Koopa said...

That's what people in The 'Don call being "no nonsense".

Mr. Kitson is quite the prolific "Letter to the Editor"-writer, isn't he? $100 says this guy is a member of either the Elks, Eagles or Moose Lodge AND spends every Thursday at the VFW's All-U-Can-Eat Fish Fry. It goes without saying that he eagerly pays his NRA dues every year.

From Harold's cold, dead hands...

Ian said...

They can have my quail when they pull out of from my shooting buddy's cold, dead body.

Ian said...

Yes, "out of from." That's exactly what I meant to type.