now has this,
then why is it still called bird flu?
If, heaven forbid, this
catches this,
then I suggest we change the name to something a little less species-specific. Something catchy like "Holy Shit Flu."
Finally, it would have been truly tragic, and quite ironic, had she
died from this,
which, for those of you following along, is now found in both these
and these.
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Do you think Vince Young would have understood all that had it been on the Wonderlic test?
I'm sorry. That entire post was really quite unnecessary.
The American Mastodon: No potential large scale catastrophy left un-fretted upon.
LOL! How wrong you are, Saffron. You really want me to start this? Really? First you've got your mega-tsunamis, earthquakes, changing climate, the erosion of coasts, increasingly destructive hurricanes, changes in the gulf stream, and, most unfortunate, the end of the world as we know it when Yellowstone goes.
As far as viruses go, I'm not really that worried. I'll survive because I'm a healthy young chap and if I don't, fine. Plus, a successful virus is not one that kills off too many of its hosts. I'm more worried about the ragheads blowing up Warner Brothers and the Sears Tower and our incompetent government and the embarrasing idiocy of our country's citizens.
Whatever. Just read this.
It's been a laff-a-lympics up in here the last few days.
Seriously, Masto, ask out the girl from Chicago. Just for a drink. Don't do the GOB impression. Or mention Idaho.
Yet.
Get it?
Cause she's, well, you know, her name is Lady Bird?
Do I see a link to Lee Clarke's timely and invigorating "Worst Cases," now available in hardcover from The University of Chicago Press?
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