Thursday, April 13, 2006


Editor, Times-Union:

We in the Mastodon City area should be pleased to have a man by the name of Tim Pletcher back in the area. Hopefully, he can and will help us with this purge of crime and drug use and sales by Latino and confused whites in our area. We (meaning our government) need to send the illegals where they belong and not in our backyards!

Neil Sedaris, via e-mail
Mastodon City

1 comment:

Trevor Jackson said...

I was Latino and confused for close to a semester in college, but then I realized I should probably just lay off the tequila I was buying off the illegal living in my backyard.

These would be more fun and less depressing if you were making them up.