The American Mastodon

Wait - where DOES the red fern grow?

I wonder what The Onion AV Club reviewers would say about "The Onion Movie" if they were allowed to write about it. I'm guess...

And if He was (and, for the doubters out there, I think I could strike up a pretty sound argument on behalf of the idea that - by definition...

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a pretty big Obama supporter. Mostly out of animosity for the Clintons and all Republicans, but somewha...

Last night, while watching television, I became angered at the premise of a commercial for a new line of healthy but delicious yogurt. You ...