SET SAIL

I am embarking on a voyage and do not know the length of this... sojourn. It will be not only a journey of self-discovery and introspection, but a fruitless catalogue of non-events. You will find here nothing but a self-dissection of my perverse lack of will and character. Why do I do this? Because I love you all very much, and know that this is what you want. And because you ask - nay, beg - for it, I kneel and throw my arms forward and my palms upward. This I give, so that you ask no more of me. This - discovery of the elusive and disappointing self - you shall take and eat and from it fortify your own perversions and delinquincies and delight in your childish voyeurism.

This; this - blog.