Friday, July 16, 2004


The American Mastodon is an Easy Rider. All who are familiar with him know at the least this small, simple truth. The dude can kick it leisurely with the laziest s.o.b.'s in Southern California, and therefore, the world. However, the Mastodon understands that his easy-riding status is lacking the one fundamental cornerstone to realizing fruition: the ride.

Mopeds are too childish. Crotch-rockets are too ridiculous. Harleys are too loud. The 'Don is just looking for something to cruise on. He hopes he's found it.

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