Thursday, October 21, 2004

FUCKING HOMO

Personally, all I'm trying to say is: yes, I'm a fucking homo. And I'm a goddamn motherfucker of a metal guitar player with my metal brother, who's not a fucking homo. Nobody else in the band's a fucking homo. And this 25% gay band will kick anybody's ass! I fucking mean it.

2 comments:

T.S. Farmhand said...

We went to a church that night. We threw matches at it going, “We're gonna burn you! Look at us, we're from Norway! We're so heavy!” Even at that point, when the band was a fucking joke, we already knew we were heavier than that bullshit. Who is this mutherfucker? And how can I buy his compact disc?

King Koopa said...

This brings to mind one of my favorite time-killing activities: Making up names for metal/punk bands. I’ll start with a couple on opposite ends of the spectrum. 1) Closed Casket, and 2) Shit Hat.