Monday, November 15, 2004


On behalf of all the virile, convincingly cocksure, irrepressibly rakish, improbably charming, and absolutely, wrenchingly lecherous young men of America, let me just say that this news is both disappointing and an embarrasment.

We can do better, guys - we can do much better.

1 comment:

King Koopa said...

There used to be a man who was up to this task; a man you could trust to get out there and keep those birth rates from dipping. The brother single-handedly did his part to bring at least a baker's dozen souls into this world. And, he made sure the world knew the way he liked it: raw. But, God rest his soul, Ol Dirty Bastard passed away this past Saturday. Goodnight, sweet prince.