Friday, February 11, 2005

BRIDE AND BULLSHIT

Back from lunch, and two things.

First of all, I ordered sweet potato fries and little did I know they were going to be cooked in the same fry batter as the fish. Asswipes. So I could only eat a few fries before exceeding my fish oil intake level, and I believe I might have surpassed it. Back at my desk now and am feeling a bit woozy and light-headed. If I never blog again, you will know the reason why.

Pity me?

Second of all, I just have to say that the reason Jane Austen and Bollywood movies have never been combined before is because they're both really fucking dumb.

7 comments:

T.S. Farmhand said...

what the flip? post something so we know you're not extinct.

Mathis said...

I'm still here, old T.S. My head feels likes an anvil, and all my nuerons are firing a little slowly and hazy, like heat lightning at the twilight hour. Should probably bid this popsicle stand adieu for the day but if there's one thing the AM is, he's a trooper. So troop on I will. But let this be a reminder that there are prices to be paid for always trying to get your money's worth, like eating things you know might kill you because you already spent the $2.50 and damn it to hell, that money's not crawling back in my wallet any time soon.

Danny Fisher said...

Second of all, I just have to say that the reason Jane Austen and Bollywood movies have never been combined before is because they're both really fucking dumb.Spoken just like someone who has never read a Jane Austen novel or seen a Bollywood film.

Feel better, by the way.

King Koopa said...

Dude, I'm totally glad you're not dead. Another brush with death caused by your aquatic nemesis. It's almost like you're a superhero and that's your kryptonite. Almost.

Danny Fisher said...

Dude, I'm totally glad you're not dead.Now, wait just a minute there, Koop. Are we sure that the AM isn't dead? I mean, this post is, like, three days old. I think we should wait for at least a snarky comment before we go around assuming that he's not titsup in front of a Long John Silver's somewhere.

Mathis said...

Shakti, your flippant disregard of the value of my life has left me with no option other than to destroy you, wholly and completely, with extreme snarkiness. It will be the end event of your pathetic life, known now and forever hereafter as your "Apocalypse And How".

Danny Fisher said...

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"