A WOMAN and a MAN kiss passionately and disrobe each other on the top of a bed with rumpled sheets. The WOMAN removes the MAN's pants and stares admiringly at his genitals.
WOMAN: Wow, you're a healthy one.
MAN: Thanks. I'm glad you like it.
WOMAN: I do like it. It's big, bigger than most, but it's not huge, not threatening.
MAN: What can I say?
WOMAN: I bet you hear that a lot. That it's big.
MAN: Actually, only recently. In the past year.
WOMAN: Oh yeah? Why's that, I wonder? Bet you just never had a real woman who appreciated it, huh?
MAN: No, that's not it at all. It just used to be really small, like 2 inches, until I had it removed and grafted on my arm, where they stretched it out to 7 inches, then they cut it off and re-attached it to my groin, where the sewed it all back together.
WOMAN blanches and vomits onto the floor, gathers her clothes and leaves.