Friday, April 29, 2005

HYPOTHETICAL

If, for breakfast, I have a bowl of oatmeal and a glass of orange juice, followed up by a delicious helping of Metamucil, does it make me:

A) Like Wilford Brimley
B) Smart, sensible, and healthy
C) Post-modernly ironic
D) Awesome

3 comments:

King Koopa said...

D. Anybody who takes Metamucil is awesome.

T.S. Farmhand said...

E.) Boring

Mathis said...

T.S.: You're so clever, you should have your own blog! But seriously, "Boring" was covered under answer A) Wilford Brimley.