Wednesday, April 13, 2005


As part of my continued efforts to show you, my dear readers, how the world looks through the eyes of a genius, I present to you "some say" (read: the world at large) vs. "I say" (read: brilliance and understanding on a level very nearly close to, if not surpassing, that of God).

Some say: the world is a big place. I say: love makes the world go round.

Some say: you have an Asian fetish. I say: Asian chicks are hot.

Some will go on to say: Asian girls are more attractive because they represent the ideal woman through their implied demure submissiveness, their soft skin, their youthful appearance, and by the inferred smallness of their sexual organs. I go on to say: could you prease intwoduce me to rour fwiend.

Some say: you are addicted to non-commital sex. I say: Oh my God! Who are you? What are you doing in my bed? Aaah!

Some say: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. I say: an apple ain't gonna clear up these warts, honey.

Some say: the more things change, the more they stay the same. I say: Asian chicks are hot.

My fight (crusade?) continues.


Anonymous said...

I say: you're obviously still addicted to non-committal sex, and you have a fetish for Asian chicks with apparent speech impediments. Painfully obvious case, guvnor. Maybe you should try meditation.

Mathis said...

Whoever you are, "anonymous", why don't you come over to my place later tonight. With the warm and sensual touch of my slow hand, I'll make a commitment to something I think you may find praise-worthy: a commitment to blowing your mind.

Say waddup.

Anonymous said...

Now _that's_ a commitment I can get down with.

Mathis said...

Say Amen.