Tuesday, April 12, 2005

AN OLDY BUT A GOODY (REVISED)

Some say that life is a rollercoaster. I say, "life is a highway!"

Some say that today is the first day of the rest of your life. I say, "but today is almost over!"

Some say that life is pain. I say, "cheer up!"

Some say that life is like a box of chocolates. I say, "yum!"

Some say that life is unpredictable. I say, "life is great!"

Some say that life begins at conception. I say, "life must have started in the simplest possible way, as a cycle, a natural chemical reaction that repeated itself, spinning off byproducts, some of which stayed around to maintain and develop the cycle and that at some stage, the little cycle acquired a cover of protective chemicals, to separate its own reactions from the general milieu. I also say that when the cover eventually enveloped the cycle and broke free of the mineral surface, the first cell was born!"

These are few circumstances where I see things differently than other people. Your mileage may vary.

Some say life is an adventure. I say, "life is THE adventure!"

5 comments:

King Koopa said...

Some say, "Life is a highway". I say "Your wife is a highway, and I'm gonna ride her all night long."

Mathis said...

I'm not married.

Reagan said...

I'm your wife.

Mathis said...

Reagan. How many times must we go over this? Just because my parents voted for you twice doesn't make me married to you. Seriously.

King Koopa said...

You gotta make everything about "you" on your blog, don't you? Geez Louise. When I said "your wife", I meant everybody else's.

Besides, do you remember the Tom Cochran hit, "Life is a Highway"? That's what I used to substitute into his song...