To write the funniest thing in the smallest amount of space.
RESULT:
One time, after mowing the lawn on a hot summer day, and finding that my ass had become irritated and chapped, I smeared a gob of Mentholatum all over my crack. Never in my life have I experienced such pain.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
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OUTCOME:
Impassive reaction.
You didn't show your work.
Brevity did nothing for this tale. I can vouch that, when told in person, this story is very, very funny.
Recipe For Success:
1. Announce you are closing down your blog so as to do something more meaningful with your time. Inform readers they no longer need to visit site.
2. Pretend that you didn't make that announcement.
3. Post some crap posts.
4. Whine about lack of response.
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