Wednesday, July 06, 2005


A friend pointed out a neat little factoid earlier today and I couldn't help but share it with you all: This article describes the criminal history of the Idaho man recently accused of kidnapping and molesting a young girl and her brother. The man, during his time on this earth, has cut a wide swath of sexual violence through most of the Pacific Northwest. Most recently he has passed through Idaho and Montana. At the end of the article there is a quote from a woman who lives near the recent apprehension and who may, if David Lynch is actually the maestro of this great orchestra we call "life", know a thing or two about molestation, sex, and violence:

“You hate for this kind of thing to happen anywhere, but especially for it to happen close to home,” said Laura Palmer, a St. Regis gift shop employee and longtime resident.

Laura Palmer!! What the fricking heck.

And though I'm sure this information is priviledged and confidential, I wouldn't be surprised one bit if the Feds decide to put Agent Cooper on the case.

I'm back from the dead, bitch! And I work in a gift shop! Kick it!

Meanwhile, back at the cafe, Dale Cooper has a cup of strong coffee and looks over his notes.


Trevor Jackson said...

Probably won't have much time for pie given the new turn this case has taken.

Danny Fisher said...

I'm back from the dead, bitch! And I work in a gift shop! Kick it!

Best caption ever.

Ofc. Krupke said...

If that dwarf starts talking backwards, I'm out.

Toad734 said...

The owls are not as they seem.