A friend pointed out a neat little factoid earlier today and I couldn't help but share it with you all: This article describes the criminal history of the Idaho man recently accused of kidnapping and molesting a young girl and her brother. The man, during his time on this earth, has cut a wide swath of sexual violence through most of the Pacific Northwest. Most recently he has passed through Idaho and Montana. At the end of the article there is a quote from a woman who lives near the recent apprehension and who may, if David Lynch is actually the maestro of this great orchestra we call "life", know a thing or two about molestation, sex, and violence:
“You hate for this kind of thing to happen anywhere, but especially for it to happen close to home,” said Laura Palmer, a St. Regis gift shop employee and longtime resident.
Laura Palmer!! What the fricking heck.
And though I'm sure this information is priviledged and confidential, I wouldn't be surprised one bit if the Feds decide to put Agent Cooper on the case.
I'm back from the dead, bitch! And I work in a gift shop! Kick it!
Meanwhile, back at the cafe, Dale Cooper has a cup of strong coffee and looks over his notes.