Since no one really knows what the Prophet Muhammad looked like, any modern attempts to represent him are either incorrect or hypothetical. So, in an expression of my rights as an American, and as a member of a modern and secular society, I have chosen to publish what I believe is an image of Muhammad. However, because I don't want to offend anyone, I have actually posted four pictures, only ONE of which is an accurate depiction of Muhammad. If you are a Muslim and you wish not to be offended, please imagine that none of the pictures below are actual representations of what Muhammad may have looked like. To the rest of you, I repeat the words of The Prophet, who in his wisdom promoted peace, justice, and happiness: "We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy things. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."