Monday, February 06, 2006

THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD

Since no one really knows what the Prophet Muhammad looked like, any modern attempts to represent him are either incorrect or hypothetical. So, in an expression of my rights as an American, and as a member of a modern and secular society, I have chosen to publish what I believe is an image of Muhammad. However, because I don't want to offend anyone, I have actually posted four pictures, only ONE of which is an accurate depiction of Muhammad. If you are a Muslim and you wish not to be offended, please imagine that none of the pictures below are actual representations of what Muhammad may have looked like. To the rest of you, I repeat the words of The Prophet, who in his wisdom promoted peace, justice, and happiness: "We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy things. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."




6 comments:

Trevor Jackson said...

Didn't the prophet also have a little pet squirrel? Man, I loved to watch the prophet. He was like a magician with his brushes.

Ian said...

I like how there's a happy little bush living there in that last picture. I think you use a bristle filbert #6 for those.

Ian said...

Again? Do they have your phone number or something?

Mathis said...

Wait, what? I didn't change this post. I took down my old post because fundamentalist Muslims killed my mother and my aunt.

But I refuse to change this post.

Ian said...

The M*hammed pics had disappeared and only the Honorable Bob Ross (Peace Be Upon Him) was visible. But then they appeared again, like heathen magic.

Mathis said...

When you spell Muhammad "M*hammad", it makes me think you're spelling "M(asshole)hammad".

Dude, watch your back. That's offensive.