You'd think that the Packers - surely a company with annual revenues in the millions - could at the least hire a recent college grad to proofread the new coach's Mission Statement.
I'm sorry, I meant MISSION STATEMENT.
My favorite parts of the statement are the term ATTACKING THE VOYAGE; when he puts quotation marks around "LEADERSHIP"; and the entire first, nonsensical sentence, THE FOUNDATION FOR THE NEW DIRECTION OF THE GREEN BAY PACKERS WILL BE CONSTRUCTED WITH THREE KEY COMPONENTS OF OBTAINING "PACKER PEOPLE," CREATING "STABLE STRUCTURE" AND CONCENTRATING ON "CHARACTER AND CHEMISTRY."
I love sports. But I hate sports people.
Sadly, there once was a time when a couple of the smartest people in America used to write eloquently about sports.
Sorry, Bill Simmons - you don't quite cut the mustard.
Friday, February 03, 2006
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WHAT DO "YOU" HAVE AGAINST "ENTHUSIASTIC" AND "SINCERITY"?
"YEAH"?
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