Hey, I know a guy who got a job in August, which would make him part of the 144,000. He'll be happy to hear about this news. However, I'm not sure that he's exactly heaven material. He's a litterbug. He hates babies. He's a card-carrying member of several local hate groups. He likes to catch squirrels and blow them up.
Hey, I ain't no saint, but I ain't no litterbug either. I like my chances.
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Hey, I know a guy who got a job in August, which would make him part of the 144,000. He'll be happy to hear about this news. However, I'm not sure that he's exactly heaven material. He's a litterbug. He hates babies. He's a card-carrying member of several local hate groups. He likes to catch squirrels and blow them up.
Hey, I ain't no saint, but I ain't no litterbug either. I like my chances.
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