Wednesday, April 06, 2005


Just want to write a quick thanks and congratulations to the good people of Kansas who gloriously, and in their great wisdom and courage, voted to add a ban on gay marriage and civil unions to their state constitution.

As a result, Kansas will now be spared from the hail and fire mingled with blood cast upon the earth, a great mountain burning and cast into the sea, a third part of the sea becoming blood, men dying in the bitter water, locusts, four angels bound in Euphrates loosed for 391 years, then there's the horses and the heads of lions whose mouths are, you know, issuing fire, smoke and brimstone, and then, when the mighty angel comes from heaven clothed with a cloud and a rainbow upon his head, face as the sun, feet as pillars of fire, a little book in his hand, setting his feet upon the sea and earth, crying out as loud as a lion roars, and the seven thunders uttering all their voices, the angel lifting his hand to heaven and declaring that time shall be no longer in the days of the seventh trumpet and that the mystery of God shall be finished, with voices in heaven saying that the kingdoms of the world will now become the kingdoms of our Lord, and that He shall reign for ever and ever, and the twenty four elders fall on their faces and worship God, saying "we give thee thanks for your power and reign, the nations were angry, your wrath has come, the dead shall be judged, reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them who fear your name, small and great, you will destroy them which destroy the earth," then, I'm telling you, man, when that happens - man, Kansas is gonna be real happy that they love God so much.


Anonymous said...

You are our country's great moralist. Thank you for your words.


Mathis said...

No, Peg. Thank you for your words.

Anonymous said...