There were some scientists.
Trying to figure out the Oscar the Turtle riddle,
Then they figured out it was a missing link.
In search of Oscar,
that was a kick-ass In Search Of
with Leonard Nimoy
kickin' out the jams...ha!
He captured imagination,
Of people all around the globe.
His name was Oscar, so I'm told.
His legend's ancient
in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe.
Scientists have proven that Oscar the Turtle, he is real.
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot, now you know he's real.
Listen real close to the audio tape, not human no you know he's real.
Couldn't be a man in a turtle suit, no fuckin' way.
No, you know he's real.
Real, real, real real, real, real, really real, real.
We know your legend's real.
We know your love is real.
You and the American Mastodon, are...real.