Geez, people, relax! It's only a microphone!
Ok, so I took Trevor's idea of changing the wording in the banner in the corner, I used Koopa's idea of a phallic object poking up at the bottom of the frame, and I apologize now to Ian if he really is friends with Herbie Mann's kid.
Of course, I also used the idea all of you were thinking, but didn't have the courage to say: find a way to use Elton John. Somehow. I don't care, you said. Just make it happen, hombre.
And I did. And it was done.