But - and, again, I know that this is just insane - eHarmony has extended their New Year's offer to me for just a few more days. This is an extraordinary chance for me to try eHarmony — three months for the price of one!
Remember, eHarmony uses more than 35 years of research to match people based on what works in thousands of successful marriages.
I can use this special offer to start 2006 with a commitment to finding the love I want and deserve.
Through January 12th, they're offering me 3 months of eHarmony service for just $49.95 — that's less than $17 per month!
So, how is your all's New Years, people?
Thursday, January 05, 2006
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You are truly blessed
It's going to be a tough sell trying to convince your true love to change her surname to Mastodon.
They don't accept gays.
Dude, eHarmony had better be guaranteeing a free BJ at those prices. And, pressures on! Better find somebody in the first 3 months!
My New Year started out hangover-free for the first time in a long time, maybe a decade. I'm not sure what that means, I'm skeptical of this clean-living thing.
On the flipside, my drinkin' buddy just got out of a halfway house and wants to go get drunk tonight.
Hooray for the blessed drunk gay Mastodons!
(How's that for harmony?)
LESS than $17/month? Impossible!
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